[It's definitely usually 'not do', and Evangeline acknowledges that with a chuckle before getting serious.]

Number one - and I probably don't need to tell you this, but just so we're clear: if you hurt my parents, I will kick your ass to the curb so hard you'll have skid marks.

Number two... just. Try not to scare them? They don't know you like I do - if they find out you've hurt other people, they're going to worry that you might hurt me. So don't talk about your knife collection or about following me around before we started dating, things like that.

Number three, we're not having sex in my parents' apartment. I would die of embarrassment on the spot.

-That's it. Can you promise all that?