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[your_boyfriend]

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[abnormalizes]

"Your secret is safe with me. I'm happy to know you're spoiling her the way she deserves."

[your_boyfriend]

How could I not? She deserves every bit of it. She's very good to me.

[And honest he means that in more ways than lewd ones.]

[abnormalizes]

"Good, good. So when are you going to propose to her properly?"

[your_boyfriend]

[Peter lights up brilliantly.]

You wouldn't mind if I did?

[Evangeline obviously loved her parents. If they liked him and he even asked for their consent he could only imagine she'd be even happier for the eventual proposal.]

[abnormalizes]

"Of course. She's happier now than she's ever been, and I would know. Why wouldn't I give you my blessing?"

[Evangeline would be absolutely thrilled, it's true.]

[your_boyfriend]

[His fluster is brilliant now.]

Ahaha, well, better to be cautious than assume anything, right?

[Because I was stalking your daughter for months, crawling into her bedroom and humping her leg like a dog in heat.]

[abnormalizes]

[Yeah her parents would have Opinions about that.]

"Caution is fine, but my girl deserves the married life of her dreams."

[your_boyfriend]

I think she does too. I just hope I'm part of those dreams.

[abnormalizes]

"She's head over heels for you. Trust me-"

What are you two talking about?

[Oh Evangeline's back.]

[your_boyfriend]

Oh just this and that~.

[Naturally it's more than that but he's not about to tattle on her mother or anything. Instead he's quick to cross over to Evangeline's side again.]

How's the cooking going?

[abnormalizes]

Almost done! I thought I'd come recruit you for table-setting.

[Peter does like to be helpful, and setting a table is a lot easier than cooking.]

[your_boyfriend]

Oh my way, darling~.

[He stops before he skips off though to offer an arm out to Evangeline's mother. His tone is playful to make up for the misstep of not really giving a damn about anyone but Evangeline.]

Oops, don't want to leave anyone behind!

[abnormalizes]

"What a gentleman."

He absolutely is. The perfect boyfriend in every way that matters.

[The other stuff obviously does not matter.]